These howlers are real students' mistaken answers to Biology questions and explanations of Biological phenomena.
Some show problems with spelling, expressing themselves clearly, comprehension or recall of scientific concepts.
In other words do not take these seriously - they are all wrong in some way.
It is my hope that they first make readers laugh, and then make them think.
Other sections of the BioTopics website are more educational and informative but not so entertaining
- lofty ideals shared with the Ig Nobel prizes and the BBC mission statement.
lobotomy - the study of plants
locust nymphos
locusts shred their skin
a bulb is mad from layers of leaves
adventurous roots
sex cells called gannets
blood vessels called artilleries
We went to the lab and measured things we could take down for light and temperature
Today we discreted how to draw diagrams in biology
pubic hares
For the last phew weeks we have been studying reproduction
A condom does not allow the sperms to enter a woman, or vice versa
Symptoms of gonorrhoea in females: saw vagina .... pussy discharge